A Different View
Navigating through the minefield of interviews
A Different View with Dave O’Connell
What would you say is your greatest weakness?’ – it’s the question that every interviewee dreads and no boss should really dare to ask. Because there’s no right answer to what is really just a smart-ass question from a smug interviewer.
Interviews are meant to bring the best out of a future employee, a chance to show their vision and potential, to give them the chance to sell themselves and to show why they’d be a great addition to the staff.
Instead they’re often an exercise in trick questioning – particularly if the employer is at the end of a long day of asking the same questions to candidates and just wants to liven things up with the odd firecracker under the seat.
Thus you’re ask to draw attention to your biggest weakness, or in effect tell the company you want to work for why you shouldn’t work for them.
So here’s your predicament – should you, on the one hand, be honest enough to admit you are a useless timekeeper, you have unsolvable body odour or you have seriously thought about killing all of the employees in your last place of employment?
Or should you give the sort of smug response that such a stupid question deserves – ‘my greatest weakness is that I’m a perfectionist’ or ‘I work too hard’ or ‘I care too much’.
The laziest question of all is even more of a minefield.
‘What is the one question you were hoping I wouldn’t ask you?’
Because there is just no answer to that.
Interviews are completely artificial anyway and you’d have to think that two hours’ coaching would be the most anyone would need to portray a perfect picture of themselves during a 30 minute grilling.
You dress well, sit upright, smile and look as though this is the chance to make all of your dreams come true.
You give it the full Robbie Keane treatment – “My bedroom wall was covered in posters of Liverpool/Spurs/Celtic/Juventus/Wolves/Coventry/Leeds” depending on who he happened to be joining – in order to convince your new boss that this is your lifetime ambition.
And it’s all gone swimmingly until the ‘greatest weakness’ grenade is lobbed into the room – and now you have a dilemma.
If you’re honest, you’re gone – and if you’re too smart, you’re gone too.
Even if you phrase it wrong; ‘I never know when it’s time to go home’, for example, can sound like you spend hours on end in the pub.
It’s the same thing if they ask you: ‘tell us one thing you’d change about yourself’ or even ‘tell us something you’d change about our operation’.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
A Different View with Dave O’Connell
The only time in your life that you should ever utter the words: “Do you know who I am?” are if you’ve just had a bang on the head or you are unfortunately suffering from dementia.
Because, otherwise, the phrase ‘do you know who I am’ only serves to make things a whole lot worse.
Normally, the phrase is unleashed towards late night door staff on a wave of alcohol – and never once in the history of time has it produced the result the utterer had intended.
The doorman may well know who you are which is often the very reason you’re not getting into the place in the first instance – or if he doesn’t know who you are, he won’t be unduly influenced when he does, unless you’re a famous movie star or his long-lost cousin.
‘Do you know where I am?’ might often be closer to the phrase you’re looking for, because that would serve you well when you’re looking for a taxi.
‘Do you know who I am?’ is a threatening phrase that in truth wouldn’t frighten the cat. But if you’re anxious to dig the hole a few shovels deeper, you should follow up with ‘I’d like to speak to your manager.’
Managers can be elusive at the best of times, but they’re normally rarer than hen’s teeth when it comes to the small hours of the morning – and even if they’re there, they are most likely watching proceedings on CCTV…just so they know who you are, in case you yourself can’t remember.
‘I’d like to speak to your manager’ suggests that you and he or she are from the one social sphere which is several strata north of the one occupied by door staff.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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A Different View with Dave O’Connell
As it turned out, we were much closer to a Eurovision win than we could ever have imagined – not Ireland, of course, because we’ve now mastered the art of just sending cannon fodder to be blown out in the semi-final.
No, this was just two of us – myself and our eldest – who were lucky enough to be at Anfield for the Reds’ recent win over Brentford, where positioned in the seat right in front of us were four happy lads from Finland.
One of them, we now know, was Käärijä, the singer of the catchiest song at Eurovision, Cha Cha Cha.
But just a week before 7,000 people sung his catchphrase at the Eurovision Arena, he and two his mates – accompanied by an older bloke who had to be either his dad or from the national broadcaster – sat anonymously in the same corner of the lower level of Anfield’s Main Stand.
He was utterly unknown to us as well of course, and the only thing that saw him stand out was his green nail varnish. Live and let live, of course, but it still ensures that you make an impression even if it looks like you were just very late for St Patrick’s Day.
Käärijä may well be Liverpool’s greatest Scandinavian fan, although the bar for that is set fairly high, given that they invade the city in greater numbers every two weeks than the Vikings did just once during the first millennium.
Equally, he may not be a football fan at all – although, as the rest of the week proved, he sure loves a crowd.
Positioned as we were in the corner of the Main Stand, the next section to us, around the corner in the Anfield Road Stand – currently adding a top layer – was occupied by the visiting Brentford supporters.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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A Different View with Dave O’Connell
Contactless payments reached a record €17.9 billion in Ireland last year – up by 31 per cent on 2021, as people came out from under their Covid shell and appear to have left their cash behind them.
Figures from the Banking & Payments Federation found that – despite the cost-of-living increases – the Irish public made three million contactless payments a day, worth an average of €53 million in the final quarter of 2022.
Given that there are 3.8 million people in Ireland over the age of 18, that means that almost every single one of us tapped the card every day last year.
And again, on the presumption that there are a few who still prefer peeling a fifty off a wad of notes, the true figure may be even higher, as we eschew actual money every time we go into a restaurant, bar or shop.
Then comes the monthly morning of reckoning when you open your statement – electronic of course because, like paper money, banks don’t deal in paper statements anymore either – and your guilty secrets unfurl like a rap sheet before your very eyes.
Five taps of a Friday night in the local, followed by a five-ounce burger meal on the way home.
And just why did you need a family-pack of crisps when a small bag would have done? Was all that beer and wine really for a party, or a night in just for one?
Cash provided plenty of dark corners to ignore your profligacy, but there are no hiding places in the contactless world.
Worse still, until that morning of reckoning arrives, you’ve no clue how much you’ve spent, and handing over the card doesn’t hurt half as much as parting with hard cash.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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