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Life in the fast lane not always best option

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Roan Downes, aged 10, from Kinvara, who'll be helping out his grandfather Frank Downes , Chairman of the Galway Branch of the Irish Guide Dogs for the Blind with the 26th Amphicat Boat Row in Aid of Irish Guide Dogs for the Blind which takes place on the River Corrib this Saturday. Also pictured is Gallagher, the fund raising dog. Photo: Andrew Downes, xposure

A Different View with Dave O’Connell

When your reaction levels bring you from nought to sixty in about three-quarters of an hour, you seek vindication for your poor fitness levels wherever you can find it – hence the desperate grasping at a new study just released in the US.

Fittingly, it follows on from the recent Rio Olympics where more records were smashed than you’d get at a drunken party in a Greek music store.

But for all of the glory, there is also a downside – or to rework the old analogy: “Run fast, die young.”

The American academic journal, Ageing, studied the life span of medallists from a bygone era – and found that those who finished first also died first . . . on average by four and a half years.

Of course, they could still reflect on their death beds on the scale of their achievement when they climbed to the highest step on the podium – but those who finished behind them then now had the small consolation of at least surviving long enough to wave them off on their final journey.

The findings are based on analysis of the longevity of athletes in the earliest modern Olympics between 1896 and 1936.

What tells its own story is the fact that they chose that time span because they believe that before doping significantly distorted athletic records.

The scientists analysed the performances and life spans of 1,055 athletes from 41 countries and they included only those who survived to the age of 50, thus weeding out those who died in combat in the world wars.

They found that those at greatest risk were the athletes who peaked early and achieved the best results – because they died 4.7 years earlier than their fellow Olympians who peaked later and achieved below-average personal bests.

So they may not have been the quickest on the big day but they also lived life at a pace which kept them in the race a little bit longer.

The serious part of this is that there is a price to be paid for everything – and that includes success.

The great Kerry teams of the seventies and eighties were famously focused on their football above all else; a team of bachelors, as they were called in the language of the day, there was no time for anything other than attaining a level of fitness and skill never before seen on the GAA pitch.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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If you don’t know who you are, the door staff have no chance

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The only time in your life that you should ever utter the words: “Do you know who I am?” are if you’ve just had a bang on the head or you are unfortunately suffering from dementia.

Because, otherwise, the phrase ‘do you know who I am’ only serves to make things a whole lot worse.

Normally, the phrase is unleashed towards late night door staff on a wave of alcohol – and never once in the history of time has it produced the result the utterer had intended.

The doorman may well know who you are which is often the very reason you’re not getting into the place in the first instance – or if he doesn’t know who you are, he won’t be unduly influenced when he does, unless you’re a famous movie star or his long-lost cousin.

‘Do you know where I am?’ might often be closer to the phrase you’re looking for, because that would serve you well when you’re looking for a taxi.

‘Do you know who I am?’ is a threatening phrase that in truth wouldn’t frighten the cat. But if you’re anxious to dig the hole a few shovels deeper, you should follow up with ‘I’d like to speak to your manager.’

Managers can be elusive at the best of times, but they’re normally rarer than hen’s teeth when it comes to the small hours of the morning – and even if they’re there, they are most likely watching proceedings on CCTV…just so they know who you are, in case you yourself can’t remember.

‘I’d like to speak to your manager’ suggests that you and he or she are from the one social sphere which is several strata north of the one occupied by door staff.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Eurovision is just a giant party that could never cause offence

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As it turned out, we were much closer to a Eurovision win than we could ever have imagined – not Ireland, of course, because we’ve now mastered the art of just sending cannon fodder to be blown out in the semi-final.

No, this was just two of us – myself and our eldest – who were lucky enough to be at Anfield for the Reds’ recent win over Brentford, where positioned in the seat right in front of us were four happy lads from Finland.

One of them, we now know, was Käärijä, the singer of the catchiest song at Eurovision, Cha Cha Cha.

But just a week before 7,000 people sung his catchphrase at the Eurovision Arena, he and two his mates – accompanied by an older bloke who had to be either his dad or from the national broadcaster – sat anonymously in the same corner of the lower level of Anfield’s Main Stand.

He was utterly unknown to us as well of course, and the only thing that saw him stand out was his green nail varnish. Live and let live, of course, but it still ensures that you make an impression even if it looks like you were just very late for St Patrick’s Day.

Käärijä may well be Liverpool’s greatest Scandinavian fan, although the bar for that is set fairly high, given that they invade the city in greater numbers every two weeks than the Vikings did just once during the first millennium.

Equally, he may not be a football fan at all – although, as the rest of the week proved, he sure loves a crowd.

Positioned as we were in the corner of the Main Stand, the next section to us, around the corner in the Anfield Road Stand – currently adding a top layer – was occupied by the visiting Brentford supporters.

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Tapping is contactless – but it’s soulless too

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Contactless payments reached a record €17.9 billion in Ireland last year – up by 31 per cent on 2021, as people came out from under their Covid shell and appear to have left their cash behind them.

Figures from the Banking & Payments Federation found that – despite the cost-of-living increases – the Irish public made three million contactless payments a day, worth an average of €53 million in the final quarter of 2022.

Given that there are 3.8 million people in Ireland over the age of 18, that means that almost every single one of us tapped the card every day last year.

And again, on the presumption that there are a few who still prefer peeling a fifty off a wad of notes, the true figure may be even higher, as we eschew actual money every time we go into a restaurant, bar or shop.

Then comes the monthly morning of reckoning when you open your statement – electronic of course because, like paper money, banks don’t deal in paper statements anymore either – and your guilty secrets unfurl like a rap sheet before your very eyes.

Five taps of a Friday night in the local, followed by a five-ounce burger meal on the way home.

And just why did you need a family-pack of crisps when a small bag would have done? Was all that beer and wine really for a party, or a night in just for one?

Cash provided plenty of dark corners to ignore your profligacy, but there are no hiding places in the contactless world.

Worse still, until that morning of reckoning arrives, you’ve no clue how much you’ve spent, and handing over the card doesn’t hurt half as much as parting with hard cash.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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