A Different View
If you want a job done look for a busy person
A Different View with Dave O’Connell
There’s an old theory that, if you want a job done, give it to someone who’s already busy – but the other way of looking at this is that you reward slackers by avoiding them because it’s more hassle than it’s worth.
So if you don’t want to be left with responsibility for the garden, for example, then mow through the rose bushes next time you’re asked to cut the grass.
If you would rather than take responsibility for cooking in the kitchen, then burn one meal until every smoke alarm in the house is ringing and you may never be asked to process anything more taxing than toast for the rest of your life.
If you want to dodge the ironing, leave clothes looking like they’ve been crushed into submission by being stuck under the matrass rather than subjected to the undeniable advantages of a steam iron.
As for cleaning the house, some people react like they got a bad fright from a hoover when they were small and are too traumatised to ever approach one again.
So you don’t like doing the washing up – keep letting good plates and glasses slip out of your hands and shatter on the floor.
You don’t like getting stuck with the laundry – throw a woollen jumper in on a long wash at the wrong temperature so that it comes out five sizes smaller, and you’ll be banned from the washing machine faster than a Russian drugs cheat from the Olympics.
You can take this to any level you want – I worked with a guy once who not alone didn’t drive, he refused to ever learn.
And we used to make fun of this perennial passenger because his inability to get behind the wheel meant he wasn’t as free as the rest of us to take to the highways and byways – until he explained his logic.
He hadn’t started out in life intending to become a permanent passenger – but once he’d realised the advantages, Lewis Hamilton couldn’t change his mind.
As a happily married non-driver, there was no debate as to who would drive the kids to school or swimming lessons; no discussion over whose turn it was to stay off the drink at the next social function; no worries over who’d do the next big shop for the weekend.
Only one half of the partnership knew how to drive and the other was happy to sit up front alongside her.
For more read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
A Different View with Dave O’Connell
The only time in your life that you should ever utter the words: “Do you know who I am?” are if you’ve just had a bang on the head or you are unfortunately suffering from dementia.
Because, otherwise, the phrase ‘do you know who I am’ only serves to make things a whole lot worse.
Normally, the phrase is unleashed towards late night door staff on a wave of alcohol – and never once in the history of time has it produced the result the utterer had intended.
The doorman may well know who you are which is often the very reason you’re not getting into the place in the first instance – or if he doesn’t know who you are, he won’t be unduly influenced when he does, unless you’re a famous movie star or his long-lost cousin.
‘Do you know where I am?’ might often be closer to the phrase you’re looking for, because that would serve you well when you’re looking for a taxi.
‘Do you know who I am?’ is a threatening phrase that in truth wouldn’t frighten the cat. But if you’re anxious to dig the hole a few shovels deeper, you should follow up with ‘I’d like to speak to your manager.’
Managers can be elusive at the best of times, but they’re normally rarer than hen’s teeth when it comes to the small hours of the morning – and even if they’re there, they are most likely watching proceedings on CCTV…just so they know who you are, in case you yourself can’t remember.
‘I’d like to speak to your manager’ suggests that you and he or she are from the one social sphere which is several strata north of the one occupied by door staff.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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As it turned out, we were much closer to a Eurovision win than we could ever have imagined – not Ireland, of course, because we’ve now mastered the art of just sending cannon fodder to be blown out in the semi-final.
No, this was just two of us – myself and our eldest – who were lucky enough to be at Anfield for the Reds’ recent win over Brentford, where positioned in the seat right in front of us were four happy lads from Finland.
One of them, we now know, was Käärijä, the singer of the catchiest song at Eurovision, Cha Cha Cha.
But just a week before 7,000 people sung his catchphrase at the Eurovision Arena, he and two his mates – accompanied by an older bloke who had to be either his dad or from the national broadcaster – sat anonymously in the same corner of the lower level of Anfield’s Main Stand.
He was utterly unknown to us as well of course, and the only thing that saw him stand out was his green nail varnish. Live and let live, of course, but it still ensures that you make an impression even if it looks like you were just very late for St Patrick’s Day.
Käärijä may well be Liverpool’s greatest Scandinavian fan, although the bar for that is set fairly high, given that they invade the city in greater numbers every two weeks than the Vikings did just once during the first millennium.
Equally, he may not be a football fan at all – although, as the rest of the week proved, he sure loves a crowd.
Positioned as we were in the corner of the Main Stand, the next section to us, around the corner in the Anfield Road Stand – currently adding a top layer – was occupied by the visiting Brentford supporters.
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A Different View with Dave O’Connell
Contactless payments reached a record €17.9 billion in Ireland last year – up by 31 per cent on 2021, as people came out from under their Covid shell and appear to have left their cash behind them.
Figures from the Banking & Payments Federation found that – despite the cost-of-living increases – the Irish public made three million contactless payments a day, worth an average of €53 million in the final quarter of 2022.
Given that there are 3.8 million people in Ireland over the age of 18, that means that almost every single one of us tapped the card every day last year.
And again, on the presumption that there are a few who still prefer peeling a fifty off a wad of notes, the true figure may be even higher, as we eschew actual money every time we go into a restaurant, bar or shop.
Then comes the monthly morning of reckoning when you open your statement – electronic of course because, like paper money, banks don’t deal in paper statements anymore either – and your guilty secrets unfurl like a rap sheet before your very eyes.
Five taps of a Friday night in the local, followed by a five-ounce burger meal on the way home.
And just why did you need a family-pack of crisps when a small bag would have done? Was all that beer and wine really for a party, or a night in just for one?
Cash provided plenty of dark corners to ignore your profligacy, but there are no hiding places in the contactless world.
Worse still, until that morning of reckoning arrives, you’ve no clue how much you’ve spent, and handing over the card doesn’t hurt half as much as parting with hard cash.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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