Country Living
A heartfelt appeal to Santa for just one more stopover
Country Living with Francis Farragher
Dear Santa,
“It seems to be no time at all since I was writing to you and yet when I checked my old diaries, I now realise that we haven’t been in touch for the best part of 50 years, but I didn’t want to bother you in the meantime as I know that you prioritise the children, when it comes to giving out presents. Santy though, just maybe this year, you might consider the trials and tribulations of a grumpy old man who’s fallen on hard times.
“Well, now that I’ve broken the ice, I’m back again to you this year, and even if my letter is a bit on the late side, there’s just one little item that you might consider dropping off to me. I’m happy enough with the car that I have at present, but I’m afraid the old Massey Ferguson 690 is getting a bit battered, and I’m sure you know that the cabs on those models are ‘red rotten’.
“I am thinking of getting it fixed up in the New Year as there’s little prospect of any new model arriving, but wouldn’t it be great Santy, if you could just make a one-off exception, to your ‘children’s only rule’, and deliver one of those gleaming new Masseys with a 2018 reg. plate.
“I know that I am pushing the boat out a bit now, but while you’re at it, you might throw in a front-loader, as I currently have one on the old 690, and a friend of mine always says that a tractor without a front-loader is ‘only half a tractor’.
“You were very good to me Santy about 50 years ago when I ‘snuck up’ in the middle of the night and thought that you had forgotten about me, when I saw nothing but bare hobs on either side of the Stanley range.
“My mother though tore down the stairs after me and hunted me back to bed at a rate of knots, before telling me that you had got stalled in traffic somewhere around the Arctic Circle and that it would be near morning-time before you’d be calling.
“I fell asleep again and even kept the eyes closed after the sun had peeped out from behind the corner of Knockroe Hill to give you a bit of extra time to make the delivery. But you were a loyal ‘ould sod’ and when my mother came into my bedroom to deliver the news that you had arrived, I knew that I should never have doubted you at all.
“The high-powered water pistol, the football and that big box of Colleen sweets were greatly appreciated and I vowed on the spot that I would never again go sneaking down in the middle of the night, to check to see if you had called.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
Country Living with Francis Farragher
WE all get attached . . . nay, even dependent . . . on our technology devices, most notably the mobile phone, but here and there the technology does spook me a bit.
A couple of weeks ago, as I sat into my car one evening as I prepared to head for the hills, I began to sing a verse or two of the Beatles classic ‘Yesterday’.
The Apple CarPlay system was on in my car and I had scarcely completed the first verse of the song when lo and behold what started to play on the speakers but of one Paul McCartney with the ‘real thing’.
Now, some of my technology nerd acquaintances will come up with a simple explanation as to why this happened but it surely wasn’t a coincidence.
There are times too when I think I’m paranoid, or maybe not, when after certain conversations have taken place about anything from cars to canisters, an ad flashes across my iPhone about the topic we’d just been discussing.
And now, the latest buzz words in the whole chain of technology advancement are Artificial Intelligence or AI, which I have to admit is just a little bit above my basic level of competency or understanding of high-tech jargon.
Being of country stock, the AI initials always meant only one thing back the years – artificial insemination – when the man with the straws of bull semen would arrive on the farm to impregnate cows in what had to be a very non-pleasurable experience for all concerned.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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Country Living with Francis Farragher
Sometimes, the return drive from Dublin after a weekend sojourn in The Capital can feel a bit longer than it should. The passengers are generally tired and try to steal forty winks so often the radio is the best companion to court. With local stations out of range, I flicked through the channels on a Sunday evening and stumbled into one of those programmes that once you hear the beginning of . . . well it just sucks you in.
It was a documentary made a number of years back for Radio 1 on the Whistleblowers’ theme, featuring the story of one Father Gerard McGinnity who in the late 1970s and early 1980s was regarded as one of the ‘up-and-coming stars’ of the Catholic Church in Ireland being appointed as Senior Dean of Maynooth College in 1978 at the age of 32, decades younger than any of his predecessors.
The Armagh native seemed destined for high places in the Church hierarchy, with ‘the sky the limit’ for someone so young to have advanced so quickly through the ranks. However, all was to change dramatically around 1984, when Fr. McGinnity was made aware of allegations of possibly of improper contacts between the then Vice-President of Maynooth College, a Fr. Micheál Ledwith, and young seminarians.
Fr. McGinnity, still alive and well in his mid-70s, spoke on the documentary about how he wrestled with his conscience and what he should do after these concerns were raised with him.
Eventually, he made the decision, that he needed to express his concerns to a number of bishops and the then Papal Nuncio, Gaetano Alibrandi, expecting that his concerns would be treated in confidence and properly investigated. Neither of those two things happened.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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Country Living with Francis Farragher
It’s a condition that’s eased with the passing of time but here and there little symptoms of it return. A sore calf muscle; a cough that lasts more than a week or so; a stiffness in the back of the neck of shoulders; a soft little lump on the bottom of a foot . . . now that is a whole range of harmless enough symptoms but when you add in a measure of hypochondria to that cocktail . . . well then the medical self-diagnosis can be devastating.
The only little consolation for an ordinary Joe Soap, who might occasionally suffer from this condition, is that it’s one shared by many famous people across the globe. Over a decade or so, a pretty widely acclaimed book by Brian Dillon, entitled, Tormented Hope: Nine Hypochondriac Lives, documented the lives and times of nine famous people spanning the centuries who were afflicted with extreme doses of the condition.
From Charles Darwin to Charlotte Bronte to Andy Warhol, these are famous people who had an unhealthy preoccupation with their health or what they believed was impending doom coming down the track for them. Of course, the inevitable is coming for all of us either sooner or later, but the trick is not to be envisioning the final whistle being blown early into the second half of the match.
Mark Twain was probably ahead of his time when he cautioned about reading too many health books ‘in case you might die of a misprint’ and now for every little pain of headache we experience, the temptation is there to flick through Google where invariably you will find a fatal affliction connected to that occasional twinge in your big toe.
Hypochondria can be defined rather simply as an irrational fear about health and death and while to non-sufferers, it’s the butt of many jokes and moments of jocularity, the rather more serious side to it is that it can make life pretty miserable for the person that believes, for no particular reason, that the end is nigh. It can lead to depression or be caused by depression but the simplest cure for it may be just a simple heart-to-heart chat with your GP.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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