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Apple replaces the tree as real measure of time

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Stephen Mannion, Ava Leyden, David Mannion and Toby MacAdam from Kiltiernan NS, U11 Quiz Winners at the School's Quiz held in The Meadow Court, Loughrea.

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It used to be that geologists measured the passage of time by counting the rings on the bark of a tree – dendrochronology, they call it – but these days it’s easier to gauge it by the number that comes at the end of your iPhone.

Thus 2016 is defined for some by the iPhone 7, with subtle and seismic changes that will sufficiently excite them to see stay up all night just so they can get their hands on one of the first of the species.

They will revel in the changes from the iPhone 6 which they will feel fully justify the outlay of several hundred euro to replace a phone that works perfectly fine and was itself cutting edge as recently as Christmas.

But Apple needs more than its super-fans to keep turning over the billions – so over time it also fashions a plan that forces even the most reluctant of customers to make the change.

Never mind those who need a new phone because their old one fell out of the car or down the toilet – they will always provide a niche market.

This is about people who just want a device that can make calls, accept emails, play music, take a pic, bring you the news and sport, and entertain you in the quieter moments with a simple video game or two.

It’s a huge bonus if you can access free calls via Skype or Face Time and even better if the GPS or Google Maps allows you to find yourself when you get lost, without have to make an eejit of yourself by asking a stranger.

For them, the original iPhone – like Rocky, there was no iPhone 1, because back then there wasn’t necessarily a sequel – should be enough…in theory.

They don’t care about download speeds or the pixel quality of the camera, the screen quality for games or the width of their phone – because the first thing they did with it was put a bit heavy case on it to protect it when it falls.

So Apple has to force your hand by rendering your old phone obsolete – and it does this in a number of ways.

One is to limit its shelf life by cutting off updates for older models which means that some of the Apps you loved are now useless.

The other – and this is what they’re up to this time – is to change part of the phone’s hardware. Last time it was the charging socket and now they’re doing away with the headphone jack.

Officially it’s because the old headphone facility was three and a half millimetres in diameter – and because the new iPhone 7 is thinner, this will no longer fit.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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If you don’t know who you are, the door staff have no chance

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Dave O'Connell

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The only time in your life that you should ever utter the words: “Do you know who I am?” are if you’ve just had a bang on the head or you are unfortunately suffering from dementia.

Because, otherwise, the phrase ‘do you know who I am’ only serves to make things a whole lot worse.

Normally, the phrase is unleashed towards late night door staff on a wave of alcohol – and never once in the history of time has it produced the result the utterer had intended.

The doorman may well know who you are which is often the very reason you’re not getting into the place in the first instance – or if he doesn’t know who you are, he won’t be unduly influenced when he does, unless you’re a famous movie star or his long-lost cousin.

‘Do you know where I am?’ might often be closer to the phrase you’re looking for, because that would serve you well when you’re looking for a taxi.

‘Do you know who I am?’ is a threatening phrase that in truth wouldn’t frighten the cat. But if you’re anxious to dig the hole a few shovels deeper, you should follow up with ‘I’d like to speak to your manager.’

Managers can be elusive at the best of times, but they’re normally rarer than hen’s teeth when it comes to the small hours of the morning – and even if they’re there, they are most likely watching proceedings on CCTV…just so they know who you are, in case you yourself can’t remember.

‘I’d like to speak to your manager’ suggests that you and he or she are from the one social sphere which is several strata north of the one occupied by door staff.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Eurovision is just a giant party that could never cause offence

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As it turned out, we were much closer to a Eurovision win than we could ever have imagined – not Ireland, of course, because we’ve now mastered the art of just sending cannon fodder to be blown out in the semi-final.

No, this was just two of us – myself and our eldest – who were lucky enough to be at Anfield for the Reds’ recent win over Brentford, where positioned in the seat right in front of us were four happy lads from Finland.

One of them, we now know, was Käärijä, the singer of the catchiest song at Eurovision, Cha Cha Cha.

But just a week before 7,000 people sung his catchphrase at the Eurovision Arena, he and two his mates – accompanied by an older bloke who had to be either his dad or from the national broadcaster – sat anonymously in the same corner of the lower level of Anfield’s Main Stand.

He was utterly unknown to us as well of course, and the only thing that saw him stand out was his green nail varnish. Live and let live, of course, but it still ensures that you make an impression even if it looks like you were just very late for St Patrick’s Day.

Käärijä may well be Liverpool’s greatest Scandinavian fan, although the bar for that is set fairly high, given that they invade the city in greater numbers every two weeks than the Vikings did just once during the first millennium.

Equally, he may not be a football fan at all – although, as the rest of the week proved, he sure loves a crowd.

Positioned as we were in the corner of the Main Stand, the next section to us, around the corner in the Anfield Road Stand – currently adding a top layer – was occupied by the visiting Brentford supporters.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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Tapping is contactless – but it’s soulless too

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Contactless payments reached a record €17.9 billion in Ireland last year – up by 31 per cent on 2021, as people came out from under their Covid shell and appear to have left their cash behind them.

Figures from the Banking & Payments Federation found that – despite the cost-of-living increases – the Irish public made three million contactless payments a day, worth an average of €53 million in the final quarter of 2022.

Given that there are 3.8 million people in Ireland over the age of 18, that means that almost every single one of us tapped the card every day last year.

And again, on the presumption that there are a few who still prefer peeling a fifty off a wad of notes, the true figure may be even higher, as we eschew actual money every time we go into a restaurant, bar or shop.

Then comes the monthly morning of reckoning when you open your statement – electronic of course because, like paper money, banks don’t deal in paper statements anymore either – and your guilty secrets unfurl like a rap sheet before your very eyes.

Five taps of a Friday night in the local, followed by a five-ounce burger meal on the way home.

And just why did you need a family-pack of crisps when a small bag would have done? Was all that beer and wine really for a party, or a night in just for one?

Cash provided plenty of dark corners to ignore your profligacy, but there are no hiding places in the contactless world.

Worse still, until that morning of reckoning arrives, you’ve no clue how much you’ve spent, and handing over the card doesn’t hurt half as much as parting with hard cash.

For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.

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