Connacht Tribune
How come couches are now synonymous with potatoes?
A Different View with Dave O’Connell
Few phrases out there capture an image quite as succinctly as a couch potato – and yet when you think of it, this makes no sense at all.
Then again neither does a couch surfer but at least that suggests movement and exercise – but what would a potato be doing on a couch?
Yes, the lumpen shape of an old spud on a sofa with ugly eyes growing out of it may well capture a certain image aligned with a human being slouched into the seat with square eyes from watching far too much telly.
But why, of all foods that form part of our staple diet, potatoes – wouldn’t a couch cabbage or a sofa swede be equally, if not even more, appropriate?
Instead, the spud gets a bad name because lazy sloths would prefer to watch exercise than partake in it – and there’s nothing they can do about it.
The British Heart Foundation reckons that one in three Brits is now officially defined a couch potato; the last time we had that many spuds in these parts probably predated the Great Famine.
And in truth, it’s no laughing matter because the human form of the couch potato does not live a long and healthy life.
Indeed a team of scientists from the University of Liverpool recently established that as little as two weeks of life as a couch potato is all it takes to cause muscles to waste away, waistlines to expand and metabolism to be harmed.
If that were true, I’d struggle to fit through Shop Street, never mind the front door.
But these scientists took 28 ordinary citizens who didn’t do much formal exercise but who did take about 10,000 steps a day and told them to move less for two weeks while eating the same diet.
Activity trackers showed that their daily time spent being active fell from more than two hours to half an hour.
After two weeks they had lost 360g in muscle mass, mainly in the legs; their waist circumferences had expanded by an average of 0.7cm; their fitness levels had fallen and levels of fatty molecules in the blood linked to insulin resistance had risen.
Even fitness freaks can turn to blobs – but why recast the gym bunnies into couch potatoes?
But surely in a world of political correctness, it’s only a matter of time before someone sets up a movement to protect the proud potato from this association with obesity.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
Significant state investment is required to address ‘shocking’ inequalities that leave cancer patients in the West at greater risk of succumbing to the disease.
A meeting of Regional Health Forum West heard that survival rates for breast, lung and colorectal cancers than the national average, and with the most deprived quintile of the population, the West’s residents faced poorer outcomes from a cancer diagnosis.
For breast cancer patients, the five-year survival rate was 80% in the West versus 85% nationally; for lung cancer patients it was 16.7% in the west against a 19.5% national survival rate; and in the West’s colorectal cancer patients, there was a 62.6% survival rate where the national average was 63.1%.
These startling statistics were provided in answer to a question from Ballinasloe-based Cllr Evelyn Parsons (Ind) who said it was yet another reminder that cancer treatment infrastructure in the West was in dire need of improvement.
“The situation is pretty stark. In the Western Regional Health Forum area, we have the highest incidence of deprivation and the highest health inequalities because of that – we have the highest incidences of cancer nationally because of that,” said Cllr Parsons, who is also a general practitioner.
In details provided by CEO of Saolta Health Care Group, which operates Galway’s hospitals, it was stated that a number of factors were impacting on patient outcomes.
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Galway 3-18
Cork 1-10
NEW setting; new opposition; new challenge. It made no difference to the Galway minor hurlers as they chalked up a remarkable sixth consecutive double digits championship victory at Semple Stadium on Saturday.
The final scoreline in Thurles may have been a little harsh on Cork, but there was no doubting Galway’s overall superiority in setting up only a second-ever All-Ireland showdown against Clare at the same venue on Sunday week.
Having claimed an historic Leinster title the previous weekend, Galway took a while to get going against the Rebels and also endured their first period in a match in which they were heavily outscored, but still the boys in maroon roll on.
Beating a decent Cork outfit by 14 points sums up how formidable Galway are. No team has managed to lay a glove on them so far, and though Clare might ask them questions other challengers haven’t, they are going to have to find significant improvement on their semi-final win over 14-man Kilkenny to pull off a final upset.
Galway just aren’t winning their matches; they are overpowering the teams which have stood in their way. Their level of consistency is admirable for young players starting off on the inter-county journey, while the team’s temperament appears to be bombproof, no matter what is thrown at them.
Having romped through Leinster, Galway should have been a bit rattled by being only level (0-4 each) after 20 minutes and being a little fortunate not to have been behind; or when Cork stormed out of the blocks at the start of the second half by hitting 1-4 to just a solitary point in reply, but there was never any trace of panic in their ranks.
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GARDAÍ and the IFA have issued a joint appeal to all road users to take extra care as the silage season gets under way across the country.
Silage harvesting started in many parts of Galway last week – and over the coming month, the sight of tractors and trailers on rural roads will be getting far more frequent.
Inspector Conor Madden, who is in charge of Galway Roads Policing, told the Farming Tribune that a bit of extra care and common-sense from all road users would go a long way towards preventing serious collisions on roads this summer.
“One thing I would ask farmers and contractors to consider is to try and get more experienced drivers working for them.
“Tractors have got faster and bigger – and they are also towing heavy loads of silage – so care and experience are a great help in terms of accident prevention,” Inspector Madden told the Farming Tribune.
He said that tractor drivers should always be aware of traffic building up behind them and to pull in and let these vehicles pass, where it was safe to do so.
“By the same token, other road users should always exercise extra care; drive that bit slower; and ‘pull in’ that bit more, when meeting tractors and heavy machinery.
“We all want to see everyone enjoying a safe summer on our roads – that extra bit of care, and consideration for other roads users can make a huge difference,” said Conor Madden.
He also advised motorists and tractor drivers to be acutely aware of pedestrians and cyclists on the roads during the summer season when more people would be out walking and cycling on the roads.
The IFA has also joined in on the road safety appeal with Galway IFA Farm Family and Social Affairs Chair Teresa Roche asking all road users to exercise that extra bit of care and caution.
“We are renewing our annual appeal for motorists to be on the look out for tractors, trailers and other agricultural machinery exiting from fields and farmyards,” she said.
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