A Different View
Curtains for demon drink on supermarket shelves
A Different View with Dave O’Connell
The nanny state is alive and well, clearly determined to show that the citizens are utterly incapable of even the remotest modicum of self-discipline.
How else could you explain the insane plan to put alcohol behind some sort of a curtain in supermarkets – as though out of sight would someone mean out of mind?
How many stopped smoking because the same geniuses decided that cigarettes would vanish from the collective consciousness if they were simply moved under the counter?
Did they think that the added difficulty of having to go to a bar with your money and then exchange it for a token would prove so complex that those in need of a nicotine fix would prefer to give up?
That latest nanny state edict is the Public Health (Alcohol) Bill, which would force shops that sell household goods and other items to put up “structural separations” to hide alcohol from view.
The Department of Health had proposed curtains or shutters. It also says that alcohol cannot be sold in a part of such shops which people would have to pass to buy non-alcoholic products.
This is presumably because there’s an ever-present danger that we’d go into a supermarket looking for soap and instead we’d come out with cases of Smirnoff.
We cannot be trusted to know our own minds; you only have to put drink into our peripheral vision and we’re straight into it like Oliver Reed at a free bar.
It’s a wonder they don’t go the whole hog and insist that all public houses be painted black, with no signage that might indicate the dens of iniquity that lies behind the uniformly plain doors.
After all, a fella could be coming into town for an ice cream – but then he spots a pub and three weeks later he’s still sitting there, having forgotten his own name as well as why he came into town in the first place.
You cannot be too careful with these things – if you allow people to start thinking for themselves, you’ve no idea where it will all end.
So putting drink behind curtains is an excellent initiative, except for one thing – from the moment we were born we always wondered what was behind the curtain and as sure as eggs (even if we’re not looking for eggs) we’ll be drawn to a big curtain like flies to sticky paper.
Because if there’s one other inalienable attribute possessed by us Irish, it’s the fact that the one way you can guarantee we will do something is to tell us not to do it.
They might as well put up a sign that says ‘free drink’ because hiding it behind a curtain will probably lead to an upsurge in sales instead of the downturn they’re hoping for.
To read Dave’s column in full, please see this weeks edition of the Connacht Tribune.
A Different View with Dave O’Connell
The only time in your life that you should ever utter the words: “Do you know who I am?” are if you’ve just had a bang on the head or you are unfortunately suffering from dementia.
Because, otherwise, the phrase ‘do you know who I am’ only serves to make things a whole lot worse.
Normally, the phrase is unleashed towards late night door staff on a wave of alcohol – and never once in the history of time has it produced the result the utterer had intended.
The doorman may well know who you are which is often the very reason you’re not getting into the place in the first instance – or if he doesn’t know who you are, he won’t be unduly influenced when he does, unless you’re a famous movie star or his long-lost cousin.
‘Do you know where I am?’ might often be closer to the phrase you’re looking for, because that would serve you well when you’re looking for a taxi.
‘Do you know who I am?’ is a threatening phrase that in truth wouldn’t frighten the cat. But if you’re anxious to dig the hole a few shovels deeper, you should follow up with ‘I’d like to speak to your manager.’
Managers can be elusive at the best of times, but they’re normally rarer than hen’s teeth when it comes to the small hours of the morning – and even if they’re there, they are most likely watching proceedings on CCTV…just so they know who you are, in case you yourself can’t remember.
‘I’d like to speak to your manager’ suggests that you and he or she are from the one social sphere which is several strata north of the one occupied by door staff.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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A Different View with Dave O’Connell
As it turned out, we were much closer to a Eurovision win than we could ever have imagined – not Ireland, of course, because we’ve now mastered the art of just sending cannon fodder to be blown out in the semi-final.
No, this was just two of us – myself and our eldest – who were lucky enough to be at Anfield for the Reds’ recent win over Brentford, where positioned in the seat right in front of us were four happy lads from Finland.
One of them, we now know, was Käärijä, the singer of the catchiest song at Eurovision, Cha Cha Cha.
But just a week before 7,000 people sung his catchphrase at the Eurovision Arena, he and two his mates – accompanied by an older bloke who had to be either his dad or from the national broadcaster – sat anonymously in the same corner of the lower level of Anfield’s Main Stand.
He was utterly unknown to us as well of course, and the only thing that saw him stand out was his green nail varnish. Live and let live, of course, but it still ensures that you make an impression even if it looks like you were just very late for St Patrick’s Day.
Käärijä may well be Liverpool’s greatest Scandinavian fan, although the bar for that is set fairly high, given that they invade the city in greater numbers every two weeks than the Vikings did just once during the first millennium.
Equally, he may not be a football fan at all – although, as the rest of the week proved, he sure loves a crowd.
Positioned as we were in the corner of the Main Stand, the next section to us, around the corner in the Anfield Road Stand – currently adding a top layer – was occupied by the visiting Brentford supporters.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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A Different View with Dave O’Connell
Contactless payments reached a record €17.9 billion in Ireland last year – up by 31 per cent on 2021, as people came out from under their Covid shell and appear to have left their cash behind them.
Figures from the Banking & Payments Federation found that – despite the cost-of-living increases – the Irish public made three million contactless payments a day, worth an average of €53 million in the final quarter of 2022.
Given that there are 3.8 million people in Ireland over the age of 18, that means that almost every single one of us tapped the card every day last year.
And again, on the presumption that there are a few who still prefer peeling a fifty off a wad of notes, the true figure may be even higher, as we eschew actual money every time we go into a restaurant, bar or shop.
Then comes the monthly morning of reckoning when you open your statement – electronic of course because, like paper money, banks don’t deal in paper statements anymore either – and your guilty secrets unfurl like a rap sheet before your very eyes.
Five taps of a Friday night in the local, followed by a five-ounce burger meal on the way home.
And just why did you need a family-pack of crisps when a small bag would have done? Was all that beer and wine really for a party, or a night in just for one?
Cash provided plenty of dark corners to ignore your profligacy, but there are no hiding places in the contactless world.
Worse still, until that morning of reckoning arrives, you’ve no clue how much you’ve spent, and handing over the card doesn’t hurt half as much as parting with hard cash.
For more, read this week’s Connacht Tribune.
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